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Kapisanan Philippine Centre

by Reese

[I was forwarded another one of those classic mass emails…. a snapshot of Pinoy humour at work back home. Which ones are your favourite?]

Pinoy Business Names

1. Parlor in San Juan is named “Cut & Face”.
2. Wholesaler of balut in Sto.Tomas, Batangas: “Starducks”.
3. Fast food eatery in Nueva Ecija: “Violybee”
4. Internet cafe opened among squatters named “Cafe Pindot”.
5. In Manila , there’s a laundry named, “Summa Cum Laundry”.
6. Petshop in Ortigas: “Pussies and Bitches”.
7. A pet shop in Kamuning: “Pakita Mo Pet Mo”.
8. Bakery: “Bread Pit”.
9. Bank in Alabang: “Alabank”.
10. Restaurant in Pampanga named, “Mekeni Rogers”.

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99 Fun facts about cats!

  1. Every year, nearly four million cats are eaten in Asia.h
  2. On average, cats spend 2/3 of every day sleeping. That means a nine-year-old cat has been awake for only three years of its life.i
  3. Unlike dogs, cats do not have a sweet tooth. Scientists believe this is due to a mutation in a key taste receptor.d
  4. When a cat chases its prey, it keeps its head level. Dogs and humans bob their heads up and down.i
  5. The technical term for a cat’s hairball is a “bezoar.”f
  6. A group of cats is called a “clowder.”g
  7. Female cats tend to be right pawed, while male cats are more often left pawed. Interestingly, while 90% of humans are right handed, the remaining 10% of lefties also tend to be male.l
  8. cat climb down
    A cat cannot climb head first down a tree because its…

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I WRITE AWAY

two may talk together under the roof for many years, yet they never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends

Two Thomasians work in one company

Little did they know they were classmates in one study

One has known the other by face, while the other one by name

But one thing’s for sure, their field of study is the same

Two Thomasians started sharing experienced stories

About the university, classmates, teachers, and even theories

Sharing their own laughter, perceptions, and beliefs

That made them discovered their favorite stress relief

Two Thomasians bought a friendly wallet

They named it Kiss and Love for money piglet

Both of them have a lot of similarities

Having fun with all those trending activities

Two Thomasians feel bored and sleepy

And so they often trend to sleep for a dream therapy

Alarming phones to wake them up and work again

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